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Here’s an offer to sink your teeth into

Victorian spring-loaded false teeth. Photo tak...

Victorian spring-loaded false teeth. Photo taken at The Museum of Lincolnshire Life, Lincoln, England. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

CVS is so thoughtful: They sent me a coupon for denture cream.

I’d love to know which of my purchases triggered that marketing miracle.

Was it the Band-Aids? The many vats of shampoo I’ve purchased over the years? The holiday cards, disposable razors or deodorant? That impulsive bag of M&Ms?

The feminine care products?!

Does anyone there know they just sent a 46-year-old woman a coupon for denture cream?

Do they care?

And most importantly, am I too old to tell them: “Bite me”?

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About Terri S. Vanech

Wife, mother, communications specialist, Jazzercise instructor and recently reunited adoptee. I'm living out loud -- and trying to make it all work -- in midlife. Having a sense of humor sure helps.

Discussion

4 thoughts on “Here’s an offer to sink your teeth into

  1. Next thing you know you will be getting an invitation in the mail for AARP 😉

    Posted by Ken Flemming | October 13, 2012, 11:09 am
    • Ken: Thanks to Basil I am a member of AARP! There’s a whole trailing spouse thing — you can imagine how I felt about that card coming in the mail when I was … 40!

      Posted by Terri S. Vanech | October 13, 2012, 12:59 pm
  2. You should mail the coupon back with a big “no thank you”. And still tell them to “bite me”

    Posted by Mike Colaluca | October 12, 2012, 12:34 pm

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