CVS is so thoughtful: They sent me a coupon for denture cream.
I’d love to know which of my purchases triggered that marketing miracle.
Was it the Band-Aids? The many vats of shampoo I’ve purchased over the years? The holiday cards, disposable razors or deodorant? That impulsive bag of M&Ms?
The feminine care products?!
Does anyone there know they just sent a 46-year-old woman a coupon for denture cream?
Do they care?
And most importantly, am I too old to tell them: “Bite me”?