Victorian spring-loaded false teeth. Photo taken at The Museum of Lincolnshire Life, Lincoln, England. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
CVS is so thoughtful: They sent me a coupon for denture cream.
I’d love to know which of my purchases triggered that marketing miracle.
Was it the Band-Aids? The many vats of shampoo I’ve purchased over the years? The holiday cards, disposable razors or deodorant? That impulsive bag of M&Ms?
The feminine care products?!
Does anyone there know they just sent a 46-year-old woman a coupon for denture cream?
Do they care?
And most importantly, am I too old to tell them: “Bite me”?
Next thing you know you will be getting an invitation in the mail for AARP 😉
Ken: Thanks to Basil I am a member of AARP! There’s a whole trailing spouse thing — you can imagine how I felt about that card coming in the mail when I was … 40!
You should mail the coupon back with a big “no thank you”. And still tell them to “bite me”
LOL!